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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

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Bro, this thing is straight-up soft, squishy, and sexy! It’s an absolute blast to mess around with. If you’re on the hunt for something smaller, more compact, and easy to handle, look no further, man. This toy’s got you covered!

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Lovense doesn't make a lot of penis toys, but this one is a winner with a specific purpose. It's a solid vibrator that's great for edging, but don't expect it to get you over the edge without some extra help.

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The Kiiroo FeelStars: Rae Lil Black sex toy is a great manual masturbator that I'd recommend to anyone looking for a slow and engaging experience. The toy had a premium feel to it that only added to the experience. Fans of the actress will definitely appreciate the toy and its packaging. I wouldn't recommend this toy to those looking for an intense feeling in their sex toys, as it's more suitable for slow and long sessions. This is definitely one of my new favorite sex toys and a contender for my favorite manual masturbator!

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The Bellesa Pebble is truly my favorite toy of all time. It’s compact, powerful, easy to use, easy to charge, perfect for partnered sex, and is all around the best friend you could have. The toy is a clitoral vibrator that uses pulsing suction to stimulate. It has an optional vibrating feature that works alongside the suction, adding a dimension to the toy’s sensations. It’s a relatively small toy, fitting easily in the palm of your hand. It comes in a discrete storage case that serves as a travel case, stores the toy while not in use, and allows you to charge it. It’s perfect for anyone who needs to be subtle with their sex toys or who travels. I’ve sworn by this toy since I bought it three years ago. Though I have had to replace it twice, roughly once a year, since I purchased it. This could totally be because I use it nearly every other day, sometimes several times a day–which I understand sounds ridiculous, but it is that good of a toy. It could be a quality issue, and we will discuss quality later, but I did not make this toy’s life easy.

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The TENGA Spinner Tetra provides a very affordable and pleasurable experience. While it might not be the highest quality, for the price it offers plenty of enjoyment and a gateway to exploring other toys. A great beginner toy for most with a slight twist. I don't see this toy having high marks for longevity but you do get what you pay for with this one. This is a low risk investment with high returns.

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For 19 dollars, I thought this toy packed quite the punch! The Doc Johnson Velvet Touch Vibe probably has one of the most unique designs I've seen- instead of a remote or button, you simply twist the dial to your desired speed. This does make the toy require 2 hands to use, but I personally didn't have any issue with this. It's powered by 2 AA batteries (sold separately). At first, I was a little bit confused as to how it works; it doesn't seem to come with any kind of manual or instructions. But, once I got the batteries in correctly, I turned the dial and was surprised by how intense the "low" speed seemed! The volume of the toy was pretty consistent between all of the vibration speeds. It's not exactly as quiet as the Amazon listing says it is, but it's pretty quiet if you use it under a blanket. I'm usually someone that highly prefers manual stimulation over toys, but this vibe might have proved me wrong. It's made for both external and internal stimulation, which I thought was a nice detail! Many vibrators explicitly state that they aren't designed for insertion, so this was a pleasant surprise. It's bigger than the bullet vibrators I usually prefer, but it's actually pretty good for precise stimulation. The only downside to that is that since this toy is quite large, it's probably not very travel-friendly.

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Kyle and Tani review the Doc Johnson Blair Williams Main Squeeze Masturbator. They describe its features, including its discreet design, adjustable suction, and realistic texture replicating Blair Williams' vulva. They also explain how to clean and maintain the toy, highlighting the ease of use and durability over time. They compare it favorably to other masturbators like the Fleshlight, emphasizing the added pressure control. The review concludes with a thank you to the sponsors and encouragement to support paid content.

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While I had an amazing time with this toy, some fans of Vicki Chase might be disappointed in it. Not because the toy feels bad, but because of the lack of proper presentation. If you order this, you're not going to get a proper box or any of the other goodies that Fleshlight toys come with. You'd also be getting a red-colored Fleshlight, which could come as a bummer if you're a mega fan of Chase. But, if you're anything like me, then you're going to LOVE this toy. The texture was shockingly intense. The texture is called "Soul Taker" and you better be ready for it to live up to its name. I appreciated the intricate design surrounding the orifice. It's definitely unique and interesting. And it's such a tribute to Mexican culture! I'll be returning to this toy, not only as a fan of Chase, but as a fan of the risks Fleshlight took with it.

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Oh my goodness! This toy was amazing. I really enjoyed using it in conjunction with strokers and other toys. I don't think this toy can give me an orgasm by itself, but rather it intensifies orgasms. It's basically a vibrator for your cock. If you want to intensify your sessions, either partnered or solo, then give this thing a go. You'll definitely love it. If you want something that'll get you off by itself, then consider looking somewhere else.

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The Womanizer Pro 40 was the first suction toy that we got for our collection and it was a favorite from the get go. The fact that it doesn't have pattern variations is not a con for us and the simplicity and ease of use makes it perfect for beginners and those new to this type of toy. Although suction toys can be 'too much' if you are sensitive, we did not find this to be so with the Pro 40. The suctions are rumbly and start off low enough that even for a sensitive person, this was easy to scale up a level or two from the get go. This toy is more on the weightier side and it is larger than we originally expected, but don't get me wrong, this is no downside as the size makes it easy to hold and the shape makes it easy to use with fingers, other insertable vibrators/toys or can be used with penetration too which makes for some fun times. All in all, this toy is a good purchase and one that we as a couple would 110% recommend to anyone out there. It is a premium toy made from premium materials and it is not 'cheap' but not too expensive either. We do feel, however, that at this price point they could at least include a bag... (pro tip: you can use this on your man too. lube up and place it on and around the frenulum. Mind blowing...)

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The Osburn Blowjob Masturbator by Tracy's Dog offers a suction and vibration experience but falls short compared to similar toys. While the suction feature delivers a tight grip, the insert's design complicates setup, and the lack of a pressure release button or waterproofing hinders usability. Although it's affordable, there are better alternatives in the same category.

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Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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