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Tigerlily
Sep 27, 2024
John Thomas Toys Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo Review
Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.
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smuttexts
Jun 19, 2025
Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys
The Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys is an onahole type masturbator that features four rows of ball bearings set inside the TPU material providing a novel change to the typical sleeve type masturbator. Unfortunately, this toy has a few drawbacks that I feel let it down overall compared to other toys in the same price bracket.
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Sydney Screams
Jun 28, 2025
Hyper Realistic AND Affordable Silicone Dildos From Solina Toys?!
Solina Toys busted into the market with 3 ultra realistic, dual-density silicone dildos, and it's easy to see why there is so much buzz about them! These affordably priced realistic dildos have a squishy exterior and a firm core, with a powerful suction cup. My personal favorite of the 3 original models is the XL, while my wife prefers the XXL. These are a really great option for anyone looking for hyper realistic silicone dildos at an affordable price!
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Animewolfgamer
Jun 26, 2025
Get a Tsundere Girlfriend From Mousou Toys
Alright listen up, you slap a tsundere tag on anything and I’m already halfway sold, but this little number delivers like she’s late for a punishment scene. From the moment I popped open the box and saw that smug anime babe staring me down, I knew I was about to commit a few crimes against plastic. The dual-layer design hits real nice, it’s got that outer softness like she’s playfully pushing you away, but the inner tunnel’s gripping you like she definitely wants it. And that bullet vibe slot in the booty is peak innovation. That’s like putting turbo on a Fleshlight and telling it to moan in tsundere. Is it perfect? Nah, cleanup’s a little annoying and she’s not the tightest on the market. But for a mid-sized, super cute, anime-themed stroker that lets you roleplay the emotionally unavailable girlfriend of your dreams, 10/10 would ruin again. Tsundere-approved. Dick-drained. Wallet slightly lighter. No regrets.
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Sydney Screams
Aug 05, 2025
FINALLY! A Dual-Density Monster Dildo - Solina Toys Monsta
I'm happy to see Solina Toys branching out into fantasy dildos with their first model, Monsta. Monsta is a werewolf themed dildo with fantastic dual-density, body-safe silicone, a suction cup, squishy testicles, and, best of all, is affordably priced at $69.99. I really loved stretching with Monsta, whereas my wife was thrilled to have a dual-density dildo that fits her girth preferences. We both think that the toy could use a bit more of a curve for better g-spot & p-spot stimulation, but overall we're both really happy with Monsta. This is NOT a toy for beginners, as the girth is pretty substantial, however it does make for an excellent stepping stone for those looking to try fantasy dildos.
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Tigerlily
Sep 27, 2024
Hankey’s Toys The Plumber Dildo Review: Time for an Emergency Callout?
Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?
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Sydney Screams
Jun 18, 2025
Wandering Bard Toys: Shadow Demon Review - He's a Real Thick Dick!
If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.
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Tigerlily
Sep 27, 2024
Hankey’s Toys The Captain’s Hook Dildo Review: It’s All About The Curve
Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!
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Sydney Screams
Aug 01, 2025
Odyssey Toys Ejaculating Lycan Dildo Review - Double Knot, Double Fun!
The larger you go, the more intense this dildo becomes! I appreciate Lycan’s design a lot. The knots and tapered head provide most of the textural stimulation this dildo provides, which is great since double knotting is a lot to handle. The other texture on the dildo is primarily vertical lines up the shaft, which you can feel but are less stimulating than horizontal textures, in my opinion. We have enjoyed using the Ejaculating Lycan Dildo with Cum Tube. The design is stimulating, the pour is aesthetically pleasing, and this dildo feels pleasurable. With that said, I would not recommend Lycan for beginners to fantasy dildos. The double knot is a lot to handle, especially on the medium size. I think this custom fantasy dildo is better suited to users with a bit more experience, so that they’re able to enjoy the dildo to the fullest. Which is what you’ll feel when you’ve got two knots inside of you!
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crabs4hire
Oct 21, 2024
Seiraku Toys Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob- A Fangtastic choice for spooky season
A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.
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Animewolfgamer
Jun 27, 2025
Maid to Obey: My Erotic Servant’s Hole of Duty // My Erotic Maid Servant by EXE Toys
My Erotic Maid Servant isn’t here to revolutionize the stroker game, she’s here to shut up, bend over, and take your cock like a good little house slut. For $50, you’re getting a surprisingly well-sculpted, 800g torso with great curves, a solid stroke game, and maidcore vibes so potent they’ll have you moaning “itadakimasu” before you even lube up. The interior’s got just enough texture to keep your eyes rolling without overwhelming you, and while she’s not blowing the competition out of the water, she’s definitely getting blown out herself on a regular basis. The material’s soft and clingy, the weight adds to immersion, and the whole experience just works—especially for degenerates looking for a cheap thrill. She’s not perfect. She could use a bit more tunnel chaos. The TPE’s tacky and needy with post-care. But for the price? You’ll forget all that after nutting so hard you start praying in a language you don’t speak.
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TheBigHomie
Jan 28, 2025
Tenga Puffy Strawberry Pink // Big Homie Approved
Bro, this thing is straight-up soft, squishy, and sexy! It’s an absolute blast to mess around with. If you’re on the hunt for something smaller, more compact, and easy to handle, look no further, man. This toy’s got you covered!
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FiendFyre
Feb 12, 2025
Lovense Gush: A great toy for edging!
Lovense doesn't make a lot of penis toys, but this one is a winner with a specific purpose. It's a solid vibrator that's great for edging, but don't expect it to get you over the edge without some extra help.
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adriantoychats
Sep 20, 2024
Kiiroo FeelStars: Rae Lil Black - A nice toy for long sessions!
The Kiiroo FeelStars: Rae Lil Black sex toy is a great manual masturbator that I'd recommend to anyone looking for a slow and engaging experience. The toy had a premium feel to it that only added to the experience. Fans of the actress will definitely appreciate the toy and its packaging. I wouldn't recommend this toy to those looking for an intense feeling in their sex toys, as it's more suitable for slow and long sessions. This is definitely one of my new favorite sex toys and a contender for my favorite manual masturbator!
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sessie
Apr 24, 2025
Bellesa Pebble: The BEST Suction Toy I’ve Ever Tried
The Bellesa Pebble is truly my favorite toy of all time. It’s compact, powerful, easy to use, easy to charge, perfect for partnered sex, and is all around the best friend you could have. The toy is a clitoral vibrator that uses pulsing suction to stimulate. It has an optional vibrating feature that works alongside the suction, adding a dimension to the toy’s sensations. It’s a relatively small toy, fitting easily in the palm of your hand. It comes in a discrete storage case that serves as a travel case, stores the toy while not in use, and allows you to charge it. It’s perfect for anyone who needs to be subtle with their sex toys or who travels. I’ve sworn by this toy since I bought it three years ago. Though I have had to replace it twice, roughly once a year, since I purchased it. This could totally be because I use it nearly every other day, sometimes several times a day–which I understand sounds ridiculous, but it is that good of a toy. It could be a quality issue, and we will discuss quality later, but I did not make this toy’s life easy.
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organbf
Mar 26, 2025
Doc Johnson Velvet Touch Vibe Review
For 19 dollars, I thought this toy packed quite the punch! The Doc Johnson Velvet Touch Vibe probably has one of the most unique designs I've seen- instead of a remote or button, you simply twist the dial to your desired speed. This does make the toy require 2 hands to use, but I personally didn't have any issue with this. It's powered by 2 AA batteries (sold separately). At first, I was a little bit confused as to how it works; it doesn't seem to come with any kind of manual or instructions. But, once I got the batteries in correctly, I turned the dial and was surprised by how intense the "low" speed seemed! The volume of the toy was pretty consistent between all of the vibration speeds. It's not exactly as quiet as the Amazon listing says it is, but it's pretty quiet if you use it under a blanket. I'm usually someone that highly prefers manual stimulation over toys, but this vibe might have proved me wrong. It's made for both external and internal stimulation, which I thought was a nice detail! Many vibrators explicitly state that they aren't designed for insertion, so this was a pleasant surprise. It's bigger than the bullet vibrators I usually prefer, but it's actually pretty good for precise stimulation. The only downside to that is that since this toy is quite large, it's probably not very travel-friendly.
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